Diaper changes for Bryan haven’t been too terrible. His poops don’t stink all that much and he’s fairly easy to change diapers with. But I was warned as babies move on to solid food, the stink level on their crap will go off the chart. Yeah, like I don’t have enough to look forward to already, jerks!
One thing I think is really funny (though I should be annoyed) is how Bryan ALWAYS picks the worst times to pee during diaper changes. Here are a couple of scenarios:
1. Completely wiped his butt clean, ready to put on the new diaper and off it goes with the power fountain. A few more dimes down the drain on a pee pad.
2. As the new diaper is ready to be fastened, he decides that was the best time to “let go”. That’s a completely brand new diaper plus a peed pad down the drain.
So far I haven’t been surprised with any in-th-face splashes yet. But I have heard crazy stories about them; and I don’t like it. I have learned that Bryan gets particularly quite, as if he’s contemplating the best time to do his deeds, before he pulls those tricks on me. So I have been able to catch a couple of sneak attacks before the old diaper was completely removed.
Got any interesting diaper change stories to share? I have a feeling it’s not too hard to make a sleep-deprived man laugh out loud in front of his laptop. Go ahead. Make me laugh.
UPDATE: No less than 10 minutes after I posted this entry. a routine diaper change again turned into a circus. I got hit again with #1. He’s rapidly perfecting his art.