{"id":871,"date":"2008-02-11T03:55:58","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T11:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/11\/gone-without-a-trace\/"},"modified":"2008-02-11T04:00:46","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T12:00:46","slug":"gone-without-a-trace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/11\/gone-without-a-trace\/","title":{"rendered":"Gone without A Trace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day my phone was there, and the next day it was gone. Gone without a trace.<\/p>\n<p>But who could&#8217;ve done it? Who could&#8217;ve done such a senseless act? WHO?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I could&#8217;ve called my cell and easily found it,&#8221; you say? <\/p>\n<p>Oh, no&#8230;. If only life was always so simple and straight forward. No way. You see, I had the <em>silent<\/em> mode on so that I could be in peace and quiet when the least I needed was a ring to break my coding\/writing streak. In the age of information and communication overload, being away from it all from time to time can be healthy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, luckily I had the <em>vibrate<\/em> mode on. And the phone model is old enough to &#8220;vibrate&#8221; quite loudly&#8230; After a few landline calls to it, I finally pinpointed its proximity in the house &#8212; in a far corner of the living room where DVDs were kept. And it&#8217;s not just hidden randomly in the orderly pile either &#8212; it was carefully tucked away <em>behind<\/em> the DVD stacks <em>where it was <strong>buried<\/strong> under the cover of another DVD<\/em>. OH~~ Whoever did this was good; whoever planned this thought it through; whoever did this never intended for me to find it&#8230; It was a masterfully orchestrated theft&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>The first suspect was, of course, Bryan (What! Like Grace was going to hide my phone for fun!?). I offered some candies in exchange for the location of the phone. But no~~, he was no fool and didn&#8217;t budge.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>Who was behind all this? Bryan &#8212; now known as the Master of Treasure Burier, or I might as well call him the Asian toddler version of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ars%C3%A8ne_Lupin\" target=\"_blank\">Ars\u00c3\u00a8ne Lupin<\/a> from now on. <\/p>\n<p>We asked if he&#8217;d known where my phone was. He protested innocence and even offered to help (and did but only at places that <em>I&#8217;ve already looked at right behind me<\/em> and to no avail). And after I found the phone, he even became &#8220;genuinely&#8221; puzzled and queried how and why the phone got there (with a tiny sign of smirk in one corner of his mouth).<\/p>\n<p>If even candies can&#8217;t buy him off now, I am worried if I&#8217;d ever be able to find anything in a couple of year&#8217;s time when there&#8217;s nothing that can make him talk&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day my phone was there, and the next day it was gone. Gone without a trace. But who could&#8217;ve done it? Who could&#8217;ve done such a senseless act? WHO?! &#8220;I could&#8217;ve called my cell and easily found it,&#8221; you say? Oh, no&#8230;. If only life was always so simple and straight forward. No way. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/11\/gone-without-a-trace\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gone without A Trace&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-e3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}