{"id":862,"date":"2008-02-01T04:04:27","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T12:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/a-simple-pieces-of-code-that-mirrors-life\/"},"modified":"2008-02-01T04:07:21","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T12:07:21","slug":"a-simple-pieces-of-code-that-mirrors-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/a-simple-pieces-of-code-that-mirrors-life\/","title":{"rendered":"A Simple Pieces of Code That Mirrors Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n$someChineseClients = array(‘idiots’, ‘cheap’, ‘lazy’, ‘indecisive’, ‘noTaste’, ‘slowPay’);<\/p>\n

if($client == $someChineseClients) {
\n      if($trouble > $budgetOfProject) {
\n            echo ‘Run away from the project like hell!’;
\n      }
\n      else {
\n            echo ‘I will tolerate the pain. When do we start?’;
\n      }
\n}
\nelse {
\n      echo ‘Put a down payment and I am game.’;
\n}\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ah, joys of life as a freelance contractor…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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