{"id":635,"date":"2006-12-22T18:57:25","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T02:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/22\/coffeeeeeeee\/"},"modified":"2006-12-22T19:14:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T03:14:53","slug":"coffeeeeeeee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/22\/coffeeeeeeee\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffeeeeeeee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I am just not made for coffee&#8230; I had a cup of Starbucks this afternoon&#8230; and the whole day, it&#8217;s made me jumpy, tripped out, cross-wired, messed up&#8230; In fact, it&#8217;s made me feel tired and drained&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>So far the only good coffee experience I&#8217;ve had is, of all places, Burger King&#8230; No more Starbucks for me&#8230; Blah!<\/p>\n<p>This made me think of Murdza and why he&#8217;s always so damn efficient&#8230;<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rCh6beE8DZY\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I am just not made for coffee&#8230; I had a cup of Starbucks this afternoon&#8230; and the whole day, it&#8217;s made me jumpy, tripped out, cross-wired, messed up&#8230; In fact, it&#8217;s made me feel tired and drained&#8230; So far the only good coffee experience I&#8217;ve had is, of all places, Burger King&#8230; No more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/22\/coffeeeeeeee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Coffeeeeeeee!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-af","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}