{"id":539,"date":"2006-06-07T11:05:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T19:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/07\/immobilized\/"},"modified":"2006-06-07T11:08:06","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T19:08:06","slug":"immobilized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/07\/immobilized\/","title":{"rendered":"Immobilized"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Professor_Hubert_Farnsworth\" target=\"_blank\">Professor Farnsworth<\/a>: &#8220;Good news, everyone. Tibor called and said the car&#8217;s transmission is officially out of its misery. The bad news is the car isn&#8217;t worth much without a working transmission.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Great. Three quarters&#8217; tank of good gas is going to waste. Maybe there&#8217;s a way to &#8220;reclaim&#8221; some of that fresh gasoline for the loaner car from Michelle&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Professor Farnsworth: &#8220;Good news, everyone. Tibor called and said the car&#8217;s transmission is officially out of its misery. The bad news is the car isn&#8217;t worth much without a working transmission.&#8221; Great. Three quarters&#8217; tank of good gas is going to waste. Maybe there&#8217;s a way to &#8220;reclaim&#8221; some of that fresh gasoline for the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/07\/immobilized\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Immobilized&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-8H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}