{"id":462,"date":"2006-02-19T02:26:05","date_gmt":"2006-02-19T10:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=462"},"modified":"2006-02-19T03:11:53","modified_gmt":"2006-02-19T11:11:53","slug":"a-tale-of-the-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/a-tale-of-the-squirrels\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of the Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Once upon a time there were two jolly squirrels.<br \/>\nSometimes they quarrelled<br \/>\nas all squirrels do,<br \/>\nbut mostly they were happy<br \/>\nas Jolly, Happy squirrels.<\/p>\n<p>The squirrels lived simply and measly<br \/>\nwith a pet they named Narby.<br \/>\nWhile Jolly worked tenaciously<br \/>\nso that nobody starved,<br \/>\nHappy made sure their nest<br \/>\nwas very clean and tidy.<\/p>\n<p>One day Jolly said to Happy,<br \/>\n&#8220;Why is your fur so fluffy?<br \/>\nHave you eaten all our food?&#8221;<br \/>\nAlready in a bad mood,<br \/>\nHappy became Angry.<br \/>\nAnd so began another quarrel<br \/>\nbetween two loony squirrels.<\/p>\n<p>They were calling names<br \/>\nand nasty words flew.<br \/>\nAngry went up in flames<br \/>\nand asked the Racoons<br \/>\nto throw Jolly out<br \/>\nas far as the moon.<\/p>\n<p>There were times when the squirrels<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t always quarrel.<br \/>\nBut for the sake of Narby,<br \/>\nmaybe there was a chance<br \/>\nwhen things would be happy<br \/>\nagain as jolly, happy squirrels.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time there were two jolly squirrels. Sometimes they quarrelled as all squirrels do, but mostly they were happy as Jolly, Happy squirrels. The squirrels lived simply and measly with a pet they named Narby. While Jolly worked tenaciously so that nobody starved, Happy made sure their nest was very clean and tidy. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/a-tale-of-the-squirrels\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Tale of the Squirrels&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-to-day-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-7s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}