{"id":377,"date":"2005-12-25T17:23:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T01:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/25\/chipped-tooth\/"},"modified":"2005-12-25T23:50:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-26T07:50:02","slug":"chipped-tooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/25\/chipped-tooth\/","title":{"rendered":"Chipped Tooth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the way back from the airport after dropping Chee-hoi off, I wanted to open the door in the back of the car to check on Bryan (Grace took Michelle&#8217;s car to drop her friend off at SFO), but I opened the door before my face was out of the way, and <strong>WHAM!<\/strong> I heard a crack and felt a splash of my front tooth shattering in my mouth. I looked at the mirror &#8212; it was chipped like some yahoo&#8217;s tooth.<\/p>\n<p>Some luck I am having this year.<\/p>\n<p>Now I am stuck with a fricking upside down Nike logo in my front tooth. I hope that dentist from 1800-dentist is any good&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the way back from the airport after dropping Chee-hoi off, I wanted to open the door in the back of the car to check on Bryan (Grace took Michelle&#8217;s car to drop her friend off at SFO), but I opened the door before my face was out of the way, and WHAM! I heard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/25\/chipped-tooth\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chipped Tooth&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-65","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}