{"id":336,"date":"2005-12-01T15:30:06","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T23:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=336"},"modified":"2005-12-01T15:35:57","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T23:35:57","slug":"poopy-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/poopy-bath\/","title":{"rendered":"Poopy Bath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grace and I always try to come up with worst case scenarios about certain things so that we don&#8217;t panic when they happen. One of those things was: What if Bryan poops during bath? We never did come up with a clear action plan for it.<\/p>\n<p>And of course, it&#8217;s the things you don&#8217;t plan for that will always strike you&#8230; Kind of like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Murphy%27s_law\" target=\"_blank\">The Murphy&#8217;s Law<\/a>: &#8220;Everything that can possibly go wrong will go wrong&#8221;. A couple of weeks ago, Bryan made a small poop-poop while I was bathing him. Lesson learned: When the water becomes murky, leap into emergency action&#8230; but before that, always have your emergency actions planned. <\/p>\n<p>It was a mess. I had to call Grace to change out his bath water while I rinse him in the bathroom sink. Even though we laughed more than we panicked, the whole experience was just silly. <\/p>\n<p>I think this is the beginning of a whole new way of life: <strong>To expect the unexpected<\/strong>. When there are children involved, no moment is ever a dull moment; there&#8217;s always something going on. The same has been true with Bryan. A friend once told me to be happy when my child is hopping, jumping and getting into trouble because it&#8217;s when he&#8217;s not, I should be really worried. Wise words.<\/p>\n<p>Other developments of Bryan include: <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>the ability to lift his head at 45 degree angles when on stomach;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/10\/07\/scream\/\">discovered screaming<\/a> and is not shy to use it; <\/li>\n<li>just begginning to brush on the concept of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Object_permanence\" target=\"_blank\">object <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/childhood.families.com\/object-permanence-289-290-chdv\" target=\"_blank\">permanence<\/a> where we notice that he realizes something in front of him can be <i>behind<\/i> him when we turn him around; <\/li>\n<li>chuckles when he sees things he likes;<\/li>\n<li>is able to finish whole 8 oz of formula in one go;<\/li>\n<li>is beginning to be able to trace the origin of a sound;<\/li>\n<li>discovered hands and starting to manipulate objects with them;<\/li>\n<li>discovered starting to explore his toes;<\/li>\n<li>developed independence where he can stay and play by himself in the crib or playpen for up to 40 minutes at a time&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grace and I always try to come up with worst case scenarios about certain things so that we don&#8217;t panic when they happen. One of those things was: What if Bryan poops during bath? We never did come up with a clear action plan for it. And of course, it&#8217;s the things you don&#8217;t plan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/poopy-bath\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poopy Bath&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-5q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}