{"id":272,"date":"2005-10-07T01:48:12","date_gmt":"2005-10-07T08:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=272"},"modified":"2005-10-07T01:48:28","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T08:48:28","slug":"scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/07\/scream\/","title":{"rendered":"Scream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since Bryan <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=250\">learned how to scream<\/a>, he&#8217;s been using it as an effective way of, let&#8217;s just say,  &#8220;communication&#8221;. When he&#8217;s really unhappy about something, a shrieking scream from the top of his lungs can probably be heard hundreds of yards away in the relatively quiet neighborhood. <\/p>\n<p>I hope the neighbors don&#8217;t call the cops on us for &#8220;child abuse&#8221; one of these days&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since Bryan learned how to scream, he&#8217;s been using it as an effective way of, let&#8217;s just say, &#8220;communication&#8221;. When he&#8217;s really unhappy about something, a shrieking scream from the top of his lungs can probably be heard hundreds of yards away in the relatively quiet neighborhood. I hope the neighbors don&#8217;t call the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/07\/scream\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Scream&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s54IqZ-scream","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}