{"id":185,"date":"2005-08-23T13:59:13","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T20:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2005-08-23T17:52:49","modified_gmt":"2005-08-24T00:52:49","slug":"flying-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/23\/flying-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Flying Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This entry is a little disgusting. So consider yourself warned before reading on.<\/p>\n<p>After my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=170\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 target=\"_blank\">last post<\/a> about Bryan&#8217;s crazy pees, there&#8217;s been a new experience since. A couple of days ago, Bryan complained about a diaper change while he was half way through with the bottle (he kicked while sucking on the bottle).<\/p>\n<p>If it were me, I&#8217;d want to enjoy my bottle of milk with a clean diaper too. So I decided to change his diaper. That&#8217;s when the shit hit the fan&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>A medium size poop already made its way in the diaper when I opened it. So I proceeded with my routine butt-wiping diaper change. But as soon as I wiped his butt clean, Bryan started to make this funny face&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>It takes a short moment to properly interpret the expression&#8230; And then <strong>OH SHIT!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Before I open the soiled diaper to catch it, a yellow tube of poop (about 3 cm in diameter and 8 cm long) flew right out of his butt in an arch, passing over my hand and landed on the changing pad. <strong>OH MY GOD<\/strong>. I have never seen flying poops before&#8230; not to mention having one landed right in front of my face. Thank god it didn&#8217;t stink.<\/p>\n<p>To make matters worse, before I could figure out exactly what to do with his warm and soft poop, he started peeing all over the place. <\/p>\n<p>Bryan smiled with a sign of relief. I laughed.<\/p>\n<p>And then just yesterday after we brought Bryan home from the doctor&#8217;s, he started another episode of his crazy pees, except this time, it was literally all over the room, even in Grace&#8217;s hair (right after she&#8217;d showed and dried it, hah hah). <\/p>\n<p>We both laughed so hard till our stomaches ached. I wonder if we&#8217;ll still laugh the 5th time it happens&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This entry is a little disgusting. So consider yourself warned before reading on. After my<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-2Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}