{"id":134,"date":"2005-07-29T12:09:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T19:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/?p=134"},"modified":"2005-07-29T12:15:27","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T19:15:27","slug":"baby-noises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/29\/baby-noises\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Noises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dooce.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Heather<\/a> blogs about her daughter earlier this week about her trip to a conference in CA, away from her daughter.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThis is going to be a brief and much needed break from the sleep schedules and food flinging and did I mention that Leta can now etch words in glass from four feet away? The sound she makes, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like Bj\u00c3\u00b6rk inhaled helium laced with acid.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>WTF. &#8220;Like Bj\u00c3\u00b6rk inhaled helium laced with acid&#8221;? Great, I can&#8217;t wait to meet my own baby&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Another insert from the same entry:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nTomorrow morning I leave for Santa Clara to attend BlogHer Conference where hundreds of women will be gathering to talk of estrogen, progesterone, dilated cervixes, nipple cream, jumbo tampons, the color and consistency of their discharges, ovulation, the size of your penis, whether or not a hand job should include gratuitous rubbing of the balls or is it better just to stick with the up and down, and how many times has your kid walked in on you and your husband and wondered what all that wiggling was about?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>See. Told you she&#8217;s bold and funny! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heather blogs about her daughter earlier this week about her trip to a conference in CA, away from her daughter. This is going to be a brief and much needed break from the sleep schedules and food flinging and did I mention that Leta can now etch words in glass from four feet away? The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/29\/baby-noises\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Baby Noises&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p54IqZ-2a","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredatom.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}