IBM Porn

Don emailed and gave me what seems to be an IBM help line to call: 1800-IBM-HELP. He said there’s a big surprise there waiting for me.

So I called… Boy, was I in for a surprise! It was one of those fricking porn hotlines! Good thing it was a 800 number. I am sure my number has now been recorded by the porn company’s phone system, and I will be receiving endless “free porn” offers from now on. That’s just GREAT.

Just for the record, Don, updated me on the REAL IBM support line: 1-888-IBM-HELP.