Even Hell Has Its Standards

A great pizza billboard ad from down under.

Bush and Hell

Good thing they had the good sense of not using a picture of the King of Thailand.

via [Octopus Dropkick]

Early Childhood Development Stages

I was looking for a site that I can quote from regarding attendance to infant cries (and its importance). I came across this site that outlines developmental stages of early childhood. I thought I’d share that information here for easy access.

The site breaks the child’s abilities down to four main categories: physical, mental, language and social.

WordPress Upgrade to 1.5.2

Finally got around to upgrade my blog to WordPress 1.5.2 (from 1.5.1.3). While I was at it, I also upgraded Brian’s blog to the latest version since I am hosting it anyway. Good thing WordPress is fairly easy to upgrade, unlike phpBB, a good (but hard-as-hell to upgrade) forum application.

Speaking of Brian’s blog, It seems like all of a sudden Brian unleashed all the drafts he’d saved up for the past few weeks. I guess I got my reading cut out for me tonight.

Pictures of Bryan

I finally got around to publish some pictures online. Sorry for the delay, friends and family. There should be enough pictures to keep you guys entertained for the coming weeks.

See the pictures here.

Bryan yawning

Comments and feedbacks are welcomed. Video clips coming soon.

WordPress “Official Comment” Plugin

I thought it’d be cool and be even more egomaniac to make my own comments become stand out a little more from everyone else’s with this plugin.

1. Download Official Comments plugin in.
2. Place and unzip the file in /wp-contents/plugins/ directory
3. Edited /wp-contents/themes/_theme_of_choice/comments.php and added the following to line 29 (adds a nice css style to the comment box):

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< li class="comment <?php echo (is_wpuser_comment() ? ' commentOfficialUser' : ''); ?>" id="comment-&lt?php comment_ID() ?>">

4. On the same file, also added the following to line 30:

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<?php if(is_wpuser_comment() != 0) {echo "Official comment from ";} ?>

5. Complete the set up by adding the following css code to /wp-contents/themes/_theme_of_choice/style.css

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.commentOfficialUser {
        border: 1px solid #bbb;
        background-color: #ddd;  
        }

WordPress “Comment Preview” Plugin

Added a preview window in the “comments” section:

1. Download Comment Live Preview plugin.
2. Place and unzip the file in /wp-contents/plugins/
3. Edited /wp-contents/themes/_theme_of_choice/comments.php and added the following to line 98:

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<?php live_preview() ?>

Not that you guys don’t already know what you are typing, it’s just nice to see everything pre-formatted right in front of your eyes before it’s submitted.

Online Registries

When Grace and I were getting married, we wanted to have the option for our Asian friends to give us cash instead of a registry of gifts. Besides, we’d already got almost everything we need. A registry would be redundant. After some research, I was surprised that Felicite is the only place online that offers cash as well as product registry.

I am sure there are other services available nowadays. But Felicite was the only option at the time.

On this, Murdza mentioned an idea to help finance a new house for a couple: An interactive illustration of the house with clickable items available for donation. In other words, if I wanted to donate an entire door, I can click on the door and add that to my donation cart. Once it’s done, my name would appear on the door as the donor (just on the illustration, of course). Pretty cool idea.

Flying Crap

This entry is a little disgusting. So consider yourself warned before reading on.

After my last post about Bryan’s crazy pees, there’s been a new experience since. A couple of days ago, Bryan complained about a diaper change while he was half way through with the bottle (he kicked while sucking on the bottle).

If it were me, I’d want to enjoy my bottle of milk with a clean diaper too. So I decided to change his diaper. That’s when the shit hit the fan…

A medium size poop already made its way in the diaper when I opened it. So I proceeded with my routine butt-wiping diaper change. But as soon as I wiped his butt clean, Bryan started to make this funny face…

It takes a short moment to properly interpret the expression… And then OH SHIT!!

Before I open the soiled diaper to catch it, a yellow tube of poop (about 3 cm in diameter and 8 cm long) flew right out of his butt in an arch, passing over my hand and landed on the changing pad. OH MY GOD. I have never seen flying poops before… not to mention having one landed right in front of my face. Thank god it didn’t stink.

To make matters worse, before I could figure out exactly what to do with his warm and soft poop, he started peeing all over the place.

Bryan smiled with a sign of relief. I laughed.

And then just yesterday after we brought Bryan home from the doctor’s, he started another episode of his crazy pees, except this time, it was literally all over the room, even in Grace’s hair (right after she’d showed and dried it, hah hah).

We both laughed so hard till our stomaches ached. I wonder if we’ll still laugh the 5th time it happens…

Over There

NPR aired an interview with Steven Bochco, the executive producer of a new show on FX, “Over There“. The interview got me interested enough to want to at least check out the show.

Days later, I’d completely forgotten about the interview, but somehow I stumbled upon the show anyway one night. It was the rerun of the premiere. The show follows the lives of a small combat unit in Iraq. Though none of actors in the series are well known, their acting is fantastic. The show focuses on the human aspects of the war from the perspectives of the soldiers as well as their family members. Al though the show takes no political stance on the war, the intense story telling and “Saving Private Ryan” type filming of combats take the audience on a roller coaster ride they grow more and more attached to the soldiers.

All I have to say is, it sucks to be in a war, combat or anything that involves killing or to be killed. I wonder had George W. Bush been in Vietnam instead of hiding in Texas behind his daddy’s political might, would he have waged the wars as he did?

What a jackass.